Natural selection’s a BITCH
do you ever choke on your own spit and feel like natural selection is trying to tell you something?
Wayne Brady as a Possessed Girl Scout
- Scene: The comic book store.
- Sheldon: Hello, Stuart.
- Stuart: Oh, hey, Sheldon. Can I help you find something today?
- Sheldon: No, no. I was just sitting at home thinking about how it might be nice to catch up with my ninth favourite person.
- Stuart: Ninth?
- Sheldon: You moved up one. My pen pal in Somalia was kidnapped by pirates. So, uh, how are you?
- Stuart: Uh, not so good. My shrink just killed himself and blamed me in the note.
- Sheldon: Great. Great...
Conversation on the Bus Today
- Lady: I'm not saying all Muslims are terrorists. I'm just saying that the terrorists are Muslims; they have the same holy book, the same beliefs. The terrorists are just more open about about it.
- Me: So you've heard about Westboro Baptist Church right?
- Lady: Oh my yes, they're an awful group of people.
- Me: They're Christian.
- Lady: ...
- Me: I'm not saying all Christians are like the Westboro Baptist Church, but they have the same holy book, the same beliefs.
- Lady: ...
- Me: They're just a lot more open about it.
- Random Guy Next To Me: *High fives*